Socks, prepare to be KNOCKED CLEAN OFF! “Kyle XY” is back with new episodes tonight, 9 p.m. on ABC Family! We will find out the answer to the big question - did Jessi survive her dramatic CLIFF DIVE to save Kyle? I’m going to guess…yes. Yes, she did. No word on if we can expect any belly button-related revelations.

“Kyle XY” will forever be inextricably laced into my consciousness for many things, mainly this awesome quote that my co-worker Kelly Wilson wrote about series star Matt Dallas - “With his good looks, piercing blue-gray eyes and smile that could light up a Christmas tree, it’s hard to believe former Valley resident Matt Dallas was barely a blip on Hollywood’s radar before he received his big break.” Oh yes. I still can’t believe it. I mean, look at those belly button-less abs!